Who's Down With The Cleanse?!?

[ipaisay]

so if I try the saltwater routine....my farts would not stink for a week? So would that take my manhood away? Did you shit your balls out with that qt of saltwater solution?

[boobookittyfuk]

if you really want to clean out your colon without starving yourself for 10 days, then take a bottle of miralax (the two week supply) and dissolve it in a gallon of gatorade. Drink the whole thing within one hour. You will be shitting uncontrollably for hours....eventually you'll run out of mass to shit and then you'll begin shitting straight gatorade.

In case you don't recognize it, this is the prep for when you get a colonoscopy.....everyone will do it at least once.

[Mills]

So I wonder if J has started the cleanse yet, I will be rather let down if he doesnt jump on board...

[Brewcaster J]

As I was saying on the show, if I decide to do it I will be starting next week. Still looking at all the options and mostly it sounds like a fun (sick) challenge for me. SO...don't do this because you are counting on me or any other reason other than you are curious or want to yourself. My start date is probably not until next Wed.

I do find it even more interesting that of all the poeple I have spoken to that have done it, it was a succes and no bad things said. It's only those who have never heard of it or done it that say bad things.

interesting...
J

[monstersandpie]

yeah my coworker swears by it and he's turned some other folks onto it as well. all of them survived - some of them in their 50s even.

ipaisay - nah, crapping like a firehouse is just a totally new kind of manliness. does it make it any cooler that i was reading the watchmen the whole time i was riding the shite flume?

[Nate Diggler]

Get a padded toilet seat, or your legs will go numb... nothing like shitting your innards out for hours, and then needing to call for help to get off the damned seat

[BikerAggie]

Justin, NO don't do it man. I speak from experience. A buddy of mine and I tried it a few years ago, after he spent weeks convincing me it was a good idea. By the end of the first day (did the saltwater) I had essentially uncontrllable diareah. By the second day, I was pissing shit out my ass the consistency of ketchup. I could no longer wipe my ass from the pain, I had to just shower after every shit. By the third day, I thought I had it under control but a fart would turn into shitting my pants. For a full fucking year I was scared to fart, no lie. I gave up at that point. Shitting my pants 3 times at work was enough.

[Impalla]

Justin, NO don't do it man. I speak from experience. A buddy of mine and I tried it a few years ago, after he spent weeks convincing me it was a good idea. By the end of the first day (did the saltwater) I had essentially uncontrllable diareah. By the second day, I was pissing shit out my ass the consistency of ketchup. I could no longer wipe my ass from the pain, I had to just shower after every shit. By the third day, I thought I had it under control but a fart would turn into shitting my pants. For a full fucking year I was scared to fart, no lie. I gave up at that point. Shitting my pants 3 times at work was enough.

I would like to nominate this for the BNA 2009 Post of the Year. Awesome.