Justin, NO don't do it man. I speak from experience. A buddy of mine and I tried it a few years ago, after he spent weeks convincing me it was a good idea. By the end of the first day (did the saltwater) I had essentially uncontrllable diareah. By the second day, I was pissing shit out my ass the consistency of ketchup. I could no longer wipe my ass from the pain, I had to just shower after every shit. By the third day, I thought I had it under control but a fart would turn into shitting my pants. For a full fucking year I was scared to fart, no lie. I gave up at that point. Shitting my pants 3 times at work was enough.
I would like to nominate this for the BNA 2009 Post of the Year. Awesome.