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Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:33 pm

I like how he just nonchalantly threw that out there...
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Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:56 pm

Ah, you should have heard about yesterday!
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Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:01 pm

Some people pay extra for that sort of thing.
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Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:57 pm

DO NOT READ THE REST IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH OR ARE A PUSS. Involves schat (the other kind)

So I got this weird flu thing. I have been shitting "through a screen door without touching a single wire" if you get the idea. I have been wearing lots of clothes and blankets to get rid of the shakes. This makes me sweat. When certain body parts are super hot, they hang LOW. I went to the bathroom a few minutes ago and sprayed liquid shit all over my nuts.

Yup. I said it.
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Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:59 pm

Been there! :(

Feel better Brotha!
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Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:14 pm

noremorse1 wrote:DO NOT READ THE REST IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH OR ARE A PUSS. Involves schat (the other kind)

So I got this weird flu thing. I have been shitting "through a screen door without touching a single wire" if you get the idea. I have been wearing lots of clothes and blankets to get rid of the shakes. This makes me sweat. When certain body parts are super hot, they hang LOW. I went to the bathroom a few minutes ago and sprayed liquid shit all over my nuts.

Yup. I said it.


Been there to when I was deployed during OIF and had kidney stones too.
Get well.
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Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:52 am

after sex piss is the best. You never know where it's going. Keeps you alert.
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Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:35 am

Thanks, shunt for returning this thread to #1 which is (at least when it leaves your body) sterile.



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