Drug Used to Seduce Men please read this if you go to bars

Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:43 pm

Guys, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called "beer" that is essentially in liquid form.

The most effective varieties are being shipped in from other countries. "Beer" is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking statistic is that this "beer" is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is buy a beer or two for almost any guy and simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. Please! Forward this to every man you know... There is safety in numbers...

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Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:20 pm

So this is why my wife asks me to have a so called beer every night.
I would have never known.
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Re: Drug Used to Seduce Men please read this if you go to ba

Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:36 am

Certainly explains why my girlfriend wants me to drink more water... :(
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Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:54 pm

I need to drink more of this "beer".
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Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:48 am

That would explain all of these little kids running around my house.
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Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:02 am

I have found that this drug is also effective on women. I've been using it on the wife for years. How the heck do you think I made her my wife in the first place. :D
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Re: Drug Used to Seduce Men please read this if you go to ba

Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:22 am

Thirsty Mallard wrote:Certainly explains why my girlfriend wants me to drink more water... :(


Explains loads in my case too!
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Tue May 01, 2007 12:19 pm

last night I switched our goblets when she wasn't looking because I knew she gave ME the one with the poison in it, well I just ended up getting drunk on her Sunset Wheat while she drank my RIS and passed out. Now I feel like I went on a 24 hour eating binge of fruity pebbles.

(the story above is a crock of shit, none of these events actually happened or ever would happen because my wife would never drink a RIS and I would never drink a Leini's Sunset Wheat)
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