How many of you...

[JMUBrew]

What...a "Tapper in my Crapper" Fermenter? (Patent Pending)

[DannyW]

He doesn't need to pilfer it, he just uses it in-place. It's just a fancy mini-conical that already has a built-in dump valve. I just hope he's not trying to save that yeast.

[Lufah]

So does a train have a holding tank like an RV or does it dump right out along the tracks? Seeing as how that thing is stainless I am surprised you have not pilfered one to fashion a fermenter out of.

Mort

It's got a holding tank. That is a fairly clean one as well. They don't get serviced or cleaned very often. That and railroaders tend to be a bunch of filthy bastards.

Travis

[NumbSkull]

I see you have the toilet paper in the corner there. Does the railroad hire that immigrant labor too or did somebody just miss?

Mort

[Lufah]

I work with a bunch of slobs.

[Thirsty Boy]

We dont have the toilet seat covers at work, but they did install a little anticeptic spray dispenser. Give a wad of toilet paper a few squirts of anticeptic and wipe the seat down.... Now I work in a warehouse where there are lots of truckers passing through all day. Many of them have questionable personal hygiene and by my calculations the odds of at least one of them in any given day having a diseased arse are pretty damn high. So needless to say I enthusiastically took up the use of the antiseptic. But the bastards only filled the dispenser once or twice and then let it slide.... just long enough for me to get hooked on using the stuff

Now I am slightly ashamed to admit that I keep a small container of anti-bacterial "moist towelettes" in my locker and wont go to the lav without one

[Steelers&Beer]

when i was stationed in Germany, they had these toilets at the PX that when you stood up after dropping a lion's tail, the seat would rotate and a little bracket thing would pop out and clean the seat. it was possibly the coolest thing in the country besides the beer, the history, the people, the scenery, Oktoberfest, the beer, the castles, the women, the exchange rate, the beer....it was still pretty cool

[JMUBrew]

In some country I thought they even had self cleaning bathrooms, like after your done in there it rinses down the place with disinfectant, etc. (Or was that at some airport's business lounge? Like I know...don't fly business!)