Which of the following BEST describes you?

I'm not a fatty, and I don't have beard.
12
21%
I don't have beer gut, but I have a sweet beard.
8
14%
I have a gut, but I keep the face smooth.
11
20%
I've got the full package, the gut and the beard.
7
13%
I'm a female and/or I don't fit in the above categories.
1
2%
Pants? What are pants?
17
30%
 
Total votes : 56

Re: Brewer stereotypes

Sun May 11, 2014 7:24 pm

Sorry- I made this poll valid but lost the first few entries somehow.
If you voted before but aren't seeing the results, just vote again.
It will only let you vote once.

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Re: Brewer stereotypes

Sun May 11, 2014 11:22 pm

Bad Goat Brewing wrote:
ScottyB-Brewing wrote:I shave once per month and have a gut, I try to grow a beard every month but it's too gosh darned itchy!



Thats because you shave it every month! Once they are in they don't itch. At least thats how it works for me. You could also use beer to numb the itching.


Actually beer does make it seem less itchy but I can't drink at work, and that hurts my heart
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Re: Brewer stereotypes

Mon May 12, 2014 12:40 am

Gut but no hair

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Re: Brewer stereotypes

Mon May 12, 2014 5:32 am

Bad Goat Brewing wrote:
ScottyB-Brewing wrote:I shave once per month and have a gut, I try to grow a beard every month but it's too gosh darned itchy!



Thats because you shave it every month! Once they are in they don't itch. At least thats how it works for me. You could also use beer to numb the itching.


So what, you soak the beard in the beer, or do you make an ointment out of the beer first and use that?
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Re: Brewer stereotypes

Tue May 13, 2014 12:41 pm

No gut, but I do have big feet...
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Re: Brewer stereotypes

Wed May 14, 2014 11:07 am

Bearded since fall 2005, with a short period of when I was searching for a job out of college. I'm 6-4 250 with a big frame but I am sporting a bit of a gut. I voted full package.

As Dan Gordon said

never trust a skinny brewer
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Re: Brewer stereotypes

Thu May 15, 2014 2:09 pm

I put no beard because I shave ~1x per week. In 2-3 weeks I get a pretty epic one going though.
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Re: Brewer stereotypes

Sat May 17, 2014 4:41 am

Trimmed beard and small beer gut. You can see it pressing up tightly against my T shirts when the rest of my torso fits loosely.
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