Limerick for DOTW

[PorkSlapper]

Ive been listening to the 3-22-09 episode of the session where they have the DOTW call in and have to make up a limerick. Just thinking that this was a hilarious idea and they should give it another try. If the caller doesnt sound as drunk as BCMaui or Baloo than they are not winning DOTW.

-PrkSllaper

[ScottyB-Brewing]

Here I sit all brokenhearted
Tried to shit but only farted
Then one day I took a chance
I tried to fart and shit my pants
Yes folks I in fact sharted

That's a limerick right?

[peas_and_corn]

Posting limericks here
Will not get a cheer
The award's not handed out
To forum posts that shout
I had lots of beer

[BDawg]

There once was a girl named Dot.
Who loved to eat pig shit and snot.
When she couldn't get these,
She scraped off the cheese,
That grew on the side of her twat.

[ScottyB-Brewing]

There once was a girl named Dot.
Who loved to eat pig shit and snot.
When she couldn't get these,
She scraped off the cheese,
That grew on the side of her twat.

I am impressed, no sarcasm either I am honestly impressed by this limerick chief

[ScottyB-Brewing]

BUTT VOMIT it's in your face
BUTT VOMIT it's all over the place
BUTT VOMIT from too much beer
BUTT VOMIT get me out of here
BUTT VOMIT I'm such a disgrace