... And in today's police reports

[cornhole]

Wrong safe...wrong time.
http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/2-men- ... index.html

The comments defending the perpetrators are both hilarious and sad. At least the went out doing something they loved.

[Ozwald]

A woman reported someone threw up on her front door and put mashed potatoes on her back door. This was the second time this has happened.

Kinky

[PorkSlapper]

news from the settlement nearby (Ephrata). Man beaten with bat over 5 dollar debt... I love the Columbia Basin.

[Ozwald]

A caller reported that a man came into a 19th Avenue business and asked to use the restroom. After he left, another man from the same car came in asking to use the restroom. The caller thought it was suspicious.

The caller firmly believes in playing swords at every possible opportunity.

[Ozwald]

Officers warned a man for camping in the WalMart parking lot without permission.

Being serious, isn't it their company policy to allow that? Bored cops or strange circumstances perhaps?

A caller said that more than 30 feral cats are living under her Main Street trailer.

She's hoping to break 50 by year's end.

[spiderwrangler]

A caller said that more than 30 feral cats are living under her Main Street trailer.

She's hoping to break 50 by year's end.

[Ozwald]

A caller said that more than 30 feral cats are living under her Main Street trailer.

She's hoping to break 50 by year's end.

ROFL!

If you can get those on my cat I'll buy your beers for the rest of your life. One stipulation, you must finish with the same number of digits you started with & retain more than 50% of your blood.

[mordantly]

i had a cat for 13 years like this.. nobody could make him do anything he didnLt want to... i trained him well.