Blober the King

[Ozwald]

All hail thy supreme Bloberness! I shall never exclude you from my rantings again!

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But bloberglawp is your god, bloberglawp and he lives in the earth. Once, giants lived in the Earth, BNer. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled bloberglawp, and they took from him the enigma of stainless steel. bloberglawp was angered. And the Earth shook. Fire and wind struck down these giants, and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of stainless steel and left it in the brewhaus. We who found it are just men. Not gods. Not giants. Just men. The secret of stainless steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, BNer. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. Stainless Steel you can trust!

[alan_marks]

I stepped away from these rants for a few weeks and I must admit, they are as creative as ever!

You all do Blober proud!

Regards,
Alan

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

And Lo! blober asked for our allegience and assistance in summoning him to San Diego! http://shop.buyblober.com/

[spiderwrangler]

I'm tempted to write up a D&D spell for 'Summon : Bloberbloopiebleepieblop". I don't know enough to write up a stat sheet for the summoned creature though. I think there would be a special "Bad Audio" attack that would do 2d6 sonic damage.

[alan_marks]

21st (amendment) level hobbit thief
hit points - 5,000,000
advanced stealth, for added creepyness

ablity to crawl under your skin

strength - 20
stealth - 5,000,000
charm - 5,000,000

able to cast spell of drunkeness with 99% chance of success
magical items - tunic of creepiness he always wears to ward off any and all who would try to fight him

Thats all I can remember from my Army days playing AD&D from 1977 to 1983.

Any more?
Alan

[Spurtrax]

If it is statted it can be killed. Blobber is a force of nature and therefore has no stats and can not be harmed.

[bloberglawp]

coming soon :

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