Re: do old men masterbate?

Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:55 am

first used a plumber's snake and pulled out the nastiest hair and goo ball that smelled like.....the worst smell ever.

now time for the draino soak....
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Re: do old men masterbate?

Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:36 am

boobookittyfuk wrote:
iophon wrote:You are gross and you can't spell. I am clueless as to why people like you even exist, maybe Darwin missed something? I sure hope your kid is sterile.



you're awesome! can we be friends?

can you teach me how to speel beater?

you're pretty new...in case you didn't know, we have a rule...don't be a dick! also, you never insult anyone's child. you can say what ever you want about me. if you said that to my face i'd knock your fucking teeth out and shit on your chest.



yeah dude, brewers code. safe space. etc.
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Re: do old men masterbate?

Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:35 am

boobookittyfuk wrote:
iophon wrote:You are gross and you can't spell. I am clueless as to why people like you even exist, maybe Darwin missed something? I sure hope your kid is sterile.



you're awesome! can we be friends?

can you teach me how to speel beater?

you're pretty new...in case you didn't know, we have a rule...don't be a dick! also, you never insult anyone's child. you can say what ever you want about me. if you said that to my face i'd knock your fucking teeth out and shit on your chest.


The topic might be gross (who fuckin' cares, I'm not squeamish) but I fail to see anything misspelled. Even if there was, don't be a douche.
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Re: do old men masterbate?

Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:30 pm

Our drains suck here. So every so often I take an old wire coat hanger and straighten it, stick it in the drain and start twisting around to wrap the hair and shit. Pull out a gross ass ball of hair and god knows what. I wear gloves and throw the coat hanger with the hair in a bag and then in the outside garbage. That shit is fucking gross. To me, and old coat hanger is cheaper and more readily available than a snake.
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Re: do old men masterbate?

Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:08 pm

jwatkins56550 wrote:Our drains suck here. So every so often I take an old wire coat hanger and straighten it, stick it in the drain and start twisting around to wrap the hair and shit. Pull out a gross ass ball of hair and god knows what. I wear gloves and throw the coat hanger with the hair in a bag and then in the outside garbage. That shit is fucking gross. To me, and old coat hanger is cheaper and more readily available than a snake.

Besides, my shower drain has that "x" in it (or t - whatever) for the screw for the stopper. That prevents me from being able to stick my snake down the drain. Yeah, I said it.
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Re: do old men masterbate?

Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:34 pm

RommelMagic wrote:
jwatkins56550 wrote:Our drains suck here. So every so often I take an old wire coat hanger and straighten it, stick it in the drain and start twisting around to wrap the hair and shit. Pull out a gross ass ball of hair and god knows what. I wear gloves and throw the coat hanger with the hair in a bag and then in the outside garbage. That shit is fucking gross. To me, and old coat hanger is cheaper and more readily available than a snake.

Besides, my shower drain has that "x" in it (or t - whatever) for the screw for the stopper. That prevents me from being able to stick my snake down the drain. Yeah, I said it.

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Re: do old men masterbate?

Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:01 pm

boobookittyfuk wrote:
iophon wrote:You are gross and you can't spell. I am clueless as to why people like you even exist, maybe Darwin missed something? I sure hope your kid is sterile.



you're awesome! can we be friends?

can you teach me how to speel beater?

you're pretty new...in case you didn't know, we have a rule...don't be a dick! also, you never insult anyone's child. you can say what ever you want about me. if you said that to my face i'd knock your fucking teeth out and shit on your chest.


I'm pretty sure iophon is a chick and she lives in San Diego. Showdown at NHC next year!!!
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Re: do old men masterbate?

Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:13 am

San_Diego_Matt wrote:
I'm pretty sure iophon is a chick and she lives in San Diego. Showdown at NHC next year!!!


ahhhh....that explains it! she is probably having her period and can't control the things that come out of her mouth.
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