So, I've been pretty good about the walking wounded thing.
I didn't bitch too much when they put my hand in a cast. Never bitched when I got stitches.
Titanium plate screwed into my skull to hold the pieces of my jaw together? Whatever dude. Just bill my insurance.
Oh, I don't have any teeth anymore? Fuck. I can drink without 'em.
Well, now I'm going to play the "crippled member of the army" sympathy card.
Could you post some of that other show? If it existed, I mean, which I know it doesn't. And if it did, it sucks.
Look, I can't work. I missed the end of summer school. My students went wild from what I hear. I can't drive, and brewing is a bitch. You know what would keep me sane? It would be if some other show (which doesn't exist, of course) would keep me occupied as I bleed out on the couch.
Just askin' folks.
Going back to suck on some painkillers and to drink some beer.


can fill.
