Drunk of the Week is a complete embarassment to Unicorns

[Nate Diggler]

It actually tastes more like horse... but fruitier

[BrewTa2]

Don't get me started. After I gave up trying, I realized DOTW is made up of many intangible facets, notably involving incoherence or anger. We happy well composed drunks (even with a BAC approaching JP's IQ and no recollection of the phone call), don't stand a chance.

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

Don't get me started. After I gave up trying, I realized DOTW is made up of many intangible facets, notably involving incoherence or anger. We happy well composed drunks (even with a BAC approaching JP's IQ and no recollection of the phone call), don't stand a chance.

I seldom get drunk enough to even attempt to call in. And I haven't been Baloo drunk in a couple of years. I gave it my shot, but I am too old to put up with the hangover the next day. Never again.

[andy77]

Don't get me started. After I gave up trying, I realized DOTW is made up of many intangible facets, notably involving incoherence or anger. We happy well composed drunks (even with a BAC approaching JP's IQ and no recollection of the phone call), don't stand a chance.

Yeah, I've caught on to the fact that there's sort of X-factor. I mean, there are plenty of stumble-drunks listening every Sunday, but there's a secret sauce that you need to make yourself stand out from all the other jackasses. Anger and incoherence are probably a good base...throw in a dash of arguing with your wife, a pinch of stupidity and disregard for consequences, and maybe a squirt of lunchmeet and you're there.

[andy77]

Did I just write a post in the form of a recipe?

[Junket]

Anything with "a squirt of lunchmeet" does not deserve an award; it requires an immediate medical exam.

[whoateallthepies]

I feel like crap right now. Slept through Monday night football. It's now 10:37pm Monday.

The Session starts at 10am here these days.

Had a mate around making Ginger Beer. Once it was in the fermenter around 4pm, I was snoring, leaving him to amuse himself for a while. And I wasn't even in with a shot of DOTW today.

Rest assured, you gotta be pretty hammered to stand a chance.

[TheDarkSide]

Monday Night Football? I must have overslept more than I though...Is it September already?

Ginger Beer? I prefer Mary Ann beer.

DOTW givens:

1. Puke on air
2. Get angry wife on phone
3. Sing a song
4. Be f^&@#$ angry

Good effort last night though.