Feelings Calendar

[spiderwrangler]

It's fine around crotch height & gets progressively worse

Ain't that always the way?

[Ozwald]

It's fine around crotch height & gets progressively worse

Ain't that always the way?

DSW (Dear SpiderWrangler)

I you.

[mike____]

I should've checked it the whole way up.

My guess is that you were too busy "checking it the whole way up" and couldn't be bothered to even look at the wall.
Hell, you probably weren't even in the same room!

[ScottyB-Brewing]

DFC,

I'm still feeling butt hurt that I usually don't get a response from my emails to the BN and when I do, sadly it's a rejection . Oh why oh why can't I get any love from JP? For being such a funny guy he sure is a meanypants.

[Ozwald]

DFC,

I just broke one of my BN imperial pint glasses that I protect with my . Very &

The worst part (beyond them not being sold anymore) is that I wasn't even the last one to use it. My fucking mother, who invited herself over for 2 painful weeks, decided to use it for milk the morning that she left & left it hidden behind a mess of other shit on the counter which I just barely bumped while trying to clean up. Not acceptable. Fucking bitch. It wasn't enough that she made my life hell for 2 weeks, she's gotta fuck with important shit. Cunt.

[boobookittyfuk]

DFC,

I just broke one of my BN imperial pint glasses that I protect with my . Very &

The worst part (beyond them not being sold anymore) is that I wasn't even the last one to use it. My fucking mother, who invited herself over for 2 painful weeks, decided to use it for milk the morning that she left & left it hidden behind a mess of other shit on the counter which I just barely bumped while trying to clean up. Not acceptable. Fucking bitch. It wasn't enough that she made my life hell for 2 weeks, she's gotta fuck with important shit. Cunt.

if you kill my mother in law, I'll kill yours

[Ozwald]

if you kill my mother in law, I'll kill yours

I could never do that!

We can't talk about that here, we'll meet up later to work out the details.

[Ozwald]

DFC,

I have a headache... and a lot of blood-matted hair. When I was leaving for work this morning I had to step back inside for a moment & in the dark I just saw a bright white flash when something clubbed me. A snowboard mounted horizontally a few feet above an archway decided to fall & put a metal edge into my skull. Took 30 minutes just to get the bleeding to stop. Now that I'm back home, I think I'm going to take it easy today.

Edit: I forgot to mention one thing. Damn Aussies. It was my Foster's board.