Re: Feelings Calendar

Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:45 am

EllisTX wrote: I'll be headed to work with soggy ass today it seems. I'm very upset and need to be held.


But whose gonna what to cup your soggy ass? Better put some plastic down to keep it dry and squeezable.
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Re: Feelings Calendar

Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:29 am

EllisTX wrote:DFC
I just woke up and two things popped in my head. One, that sounds like rain. Two, fuck I left my windows down. I'll be headed to work with soggy ass today it seems. I'm very upset and need to be held.


It's called a garbage bag :roll:
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Re: Feelings Calendar

Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:17 am

spiderwrangler wrote:But whose gonna what to cup your soggy ass? Better put some plastic down to keep it dry and squeezable.


Excellent point as usual spider. I wouldn't want to cup a soggy ass so why would I expect someone else to? I'm so inconsiderate sometimes.

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EllisTX wrote:DFC
I just woke up and two things popped in my head. One, that sounds like rain. Two, fuck I left my windows down. I'll be headed to work with soggy ass today it seems. I'm very upset and need to be held.


It's called a garbage bag :roll:


I actually used a towel. A garbage bag wouldn't allow my :nutters: to breathe well enough.
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Re: Feelings Calendar

Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:44 am

DFC

As with most things in the BN, you have become defiled with :asshat: ery and :unicornrainbow: ness.

I feel sorry for you and I also feel grateful to be a part of a community who can just :pop on each other without a care in the world.

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Re: Feelings Calendar

Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:45 am

EllisTX wrote:I actually used a towel. A garbage bag wouldn't allow my :nutters: to breathe well enough.


Douglass Adams would be proud!
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Re: Feelings Calendar

Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:53 am

DFC,
I feel warm and fuzzy towards Theo for starting this thread... perhaps the best thread for general :asshat: -ery since "Blober the King" ...
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Re: Feelings Calendar

Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:54 am

EllisTX wrote:
spiderwrangler wrote:But whose gonna what to cup your soggy ass? Better put some plastic down to keep it dry and squeezable.


Excellent point as usual spider. I wouldn't want to cup a soggy ass so why would I expect someone else to? I'm so inconsiderate sometimes.

Ozwald wrote:
EllisTX wrote:DFC
I just woke up and two things popped in my head. One, that sounds like rain. Two, fuck I left my windows down. I'll be headed to work with soggy ass today it seems. I'm very upset and need to be held.


It's called a garbage bag :roll:


I actually used a towel. A garbage bag wouldn't allow my :nutters: to breathe well enough.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

On the seat, not your :nutters:!!

Going to work wearing a towel is pretty great though.
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Re: Feelings Calendar

Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:26 am

spiderwrangler wrote:DFC,
I feel warm and fuzzy towards Theo for starting this thread... perhaps the best thread for general :asshat: -ery since "Blober the King" ...

Dear Feelings Calendar
I am suddenly sad to realize we haven't been praising blober. :(
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