Ass Hat

[Push Eject]

Bub, Bub, Bub,

I would never have guessed such disrespectful sacrilege could flow past your prophetic lips.

Regardless of the avatar-wearers' listening preferences or tendencies the Jayne Hat is no more an asshat than a religious bumper-sticker is an indication of one's ability to drive a vehicle with any degree of skill or consideration.

Stop the senseless mockery of a priceless icon immediately or there will be dire consequences that can only end in tears and crushed dreams.

Your Humble Servant and Moral Guide,
Push Eject

[Lars]

The TBN Jayne hat is also an asshat... due to the fact that anyone seen with it in their avatar is 97.45% likely to exhibit ass-hatish behaviour.
Actually listening to the Sunday show more than once gives you a 63.2% possibility of being an asshat... and Listening to more than 7 minutes of lunchmeet gives you a 100% chance of being an asshat... so yes it is also an asshat.
BUB

Hmmm, I've heard that 87.495% of all statistics are made up on the spot. Does that apply here?

Your Humble Servant and Moral Guide,
Push Eject

Servant maybe. But Moral? Really Push who do you think you're kidding? I mean really, anyone who listens to TBN and enjoys it as much as you do, and continually sends in promos (you mo) and angry rap songs, MORAL??? You might as well claim that you are straight, married and that you have kids.

Your true icon of moronity,
Lars

[bub]

Push how dare you attack my position!
Let me bring evidence for you...
The term "asshat" has been used in common parlayance regarding the "Jayne Hat" within the TBN community.
It has been used by the lovely and gracious hosts of the programs
It has been used by the official TBN cartoonist
And is it a common and acceptable term used in the forum...
I understand that you are a purist and have only the best intentions as your religious bumperstickers attest too but so are the Taliban... Tell me Push, or as you prefer to be referred to by your full name of Push "fucking" Eject, are you a TBN Jayne Hat Taliban?... and is it even really a Jayne Hat? or is that meerly a description of "orange and yellow knit cap, with ear flaps and poof ball"? As our language and society evolve so do the accepted terms for thigns do as well... lets take Television for example.... It was first called the Television, then over time shortened to TV, gradually morphed into Boob Tube, then Tube, then Idiot Box, then "If you don't turn that thing off and do your homework I'm going to give you a turnip enema", and now it is known as "my life".
Side note... why was it always a turnip enema... never rudibega?
BUB

[bub]

P.S. I wonder how many people think that this is a real arguement?
BUB

[NumbSkull]

Raises hand.

Mort

[grod]

If it isn't a "real" argument it wouldn't be posted on this forum nor would you blokes go to so much trouble to crap on for sooo long. I'm with Numb on this one.

Hey code, thanks for the hat.

g

[Push Eject]

Bub is right. I was wrong.

I humbly remain, your moral compass,
Push Eject

[Brancid]

WHAT??!!! No WAY...Damb it PUSHHY you sissy