Hooch Raider wrote:
Since I'm 250 miles from the nearest ghetto, I will have to make my own Four Loko. A couple of Jolly Ranchers in a bottle of Mickey's should do it. It can't be any worse than the real thing?!
Won't even be close. Here's my Grape clone.
Two 8-ounce bottles of Dimetapp (or preferably grape flavored codeine based cough suppressant)
Five 1.5 ounce shots of store brand vodka
5 crushed NoDoz Alertness Aid Caffeine Caplets, Maximum Strength
2 crushed MaxHard Xtreme herbal pills
Following a protein rest, do a 20 minute infusion of NoDoz in Dimetapp at 120 F.
Cool and add vodka, primary for approximately 1 week, until NoDoz filler settles out. Add MaxHard Xtrme to secondary for approximately 2 weeks. Top with malt liquor to 24 ounces. Carb to approximately 4.
Notes: To make the European version Four MaXed, use absinthe in place of vodka. For a more authentic experience use 'shine from a lead radiator still in place of vodka.