Heres a bunch of things i've done when i'd had too much to drink.
Woke up naked and found my clothes in the mailbox and the bills in the laundry basket. (done that)
Stood up and took a piss in my cup in front of 70,000 people in the middle of a NFL playoff game. (Done that)
Held fireworks and shot them out of a moving vehicle. (Done That)
Sat at a stopsign for 5 minutes waiting for it to turn green. (Done That)
Called a new job on the first day i was supposed to start and told them that I was drunk as hell, but i'll still come in if they needed me. (Done That)
I didn't really want the job anyways.
Walked out of a hotel room in my tidie whities and went swimming at 2 o clock in the afternoon. (Done That)
Got kicked out of the hotel and almost arrested. Apperantely tidie whities are see thru when they get wet. WHO KNEW! lol
Woke up in someone elses tent while camping. (Done That)
Rode on the outside of a shuttle rail train. (Done That)
Those things freaking haul ass!
Projectile vomited Jack Daniels all over the food court at the mall (Done That)
Ooh, I remember once I started drinking the beer while waiting in the checkout line... lol
Apparently you cant do that either
Who Knew!
And those are just some of the ones i remember. God knows what I've done in Blackouts. Aah, to be young again.
