Buttf**k, Illinois

[beer_bear]

What did you ferment it at? That could give some real off flavors.
Tell your friends that you'll make Coors when you have to piss from all of the homebrew. Tell them that you are a human beer filter.

[bub]

As asked.... here is your rant..
Hey Frat boy... what the fuck, don't you listen to ANY of the advice in either A. the forum or B. the show that you allegedly listen to? For FUCK SAKE get out of the stone age and stop using bleach for christ sakes... Your pasty white, drunk, corn eating ass probably used fabric softener and not bleach... NEWS FLASH there in cow country go to your Farm and Fleet and pick up some iodine based dairy wash, guess what... it's IODOPHOR and like 3 bucks a gallon, 1 gallon of that shit will last untill your balls shrivel up to rasins. As far as keg money, get your dick out of the sheep and call up mommy... here is a script for you to use...

Dipshit: Mommy?
June Cleaver: Yes Beev... is something wrong?
Dipshit: I need bail money
June: Ohhh honey what did you do.
Dipshit: I'm sooo ashamed
June: That's alright hon, we can talk about it later.
Dipshit: Aww shucks ma, you are the best... I promise I will pay it back when I can
June: I know you will sweet pea... how much do you need
Dipshit: $250... can you make the check to MoreBeer?
June: Ok sweetie
Dipshit: Love you...

Annnnnnd Scene
BUB

[beer_bear]

BUB Now I have to clean up another screen at work. Thanks BUB, I needed that.

[PunkIwishIwere]

Oh my god, I almost shit my pants from laughing so hard. I don't think anyone could have done it better.

[bub]

<curtsies>
BUB

[Brewcaster J]

That's our little boob

[Sven]

Where exactly is Buttfuck anyway?

[PunkIwishIwere]

Where exactly is Buttfuck anyway?

Buttfuck, my friend, is right between the corn field and the bean field. It's right down the dirt road from the hog farm. If you have passed the cattle farm you have gone too far. If you turn on your radio and all you can get is country, you have arrived. If you stop for directions and happen to hear that familiar twang of a banjo, drive away from there as fast as you can. You will want to do this, unless you are into that sort of thing, because Bub will be there wanting to make you squeal like a pig!