Hey from Greenwood CA (Sierra Nevadas...)

Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:03 pm

Hey - love the BN - I have learned so much in the last few months about brewing, it started a brewing renaissance at my pad -

The wife is just CRAZY about that...

Thanks for all the great info - I am a radio nerd, and love the show for the mix of great brewing info and general drunken bullsh*tting. Dr. Scott is a freak...

PEACE - wood :twisted:
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Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:52 am

My condolences to your wife.
Welcome to the tourettes board.
You said wood.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA [snort]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHa!

ahhhh funny ... wood!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thats like penis HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:shock: I think I sharted!
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Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:03 am

Actually, that is exactly what I meant...You see, I was in the "war", and during the first offensive on the Tet Kong Abhu-Dhab Normandy isle of Hawaii, my...my...my penis was shot off.

It was replaced with the best technology available at the time for prosthetic penises...that's right...WOOD.

Hence the name.

So, the next time you go on laughing at someone's name like that...think about what it feels like to be on the "other side".

- wood (I'm an average guy...about 6 inches..WIDE..and all BALSA BABY...)

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Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:23 am

Classic response..... I Love you man
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Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:57 am

Well this asshat's gonna fit right in.

Welcome, wood!

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Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:34 pm

So, literally, you are fighting them off with a stick.

Hmm... that sounded funnier in my head...

Welcome anyways!
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Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:10 pm

ha wood...

Welcome brotha!

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Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:39 pm

How many splinters did you get before you polished your wood?
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