Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:38 am
888-401-BEER is what I dialed. I wasn't drunk. Tried to call in to get the ball rolling. Only had 6 Blue Moons and 2 Paulaner hefeweizens in 3 hours. That's just enough to give me a slight buzz, but certainly not drunk.
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If you take what I post here literally, you're retarded. I'm here to fuck around, have a good time, and learn about beer. You mean nothing to me and I mean nothing to you.