Re: How to Fire a Handgun - Ask a Beautiful Woman

Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:38 am

Hhmm, Camp Smith is just across the river about 20 minutes away. I didn't know beautiful women were there.
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Re: How to Fire a Handgun - Ask a Beautiful Woman

Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:32 am

If you paid more attention to the guns than the women, you are gay. Just sayin'...
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Re: How to Fire a Handgun - Ask a Beautiful Woman

Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:53 am

rhino777 wrote:If you paid more attention to the guns than the women, you are gay. Just sayin'...

Handguns are a lot better than women in many ways.

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.
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Re: How to Fire a Handgun - Ask a Beautiful Woman

Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:58 am

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

Ok ya got me on that one...... :P
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Re: How to Fire a Handgun - Ask a Beautiful Woman

Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:35 pm

Adam wrote:#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.


In my experience, if it's an old 44, you can get a pair of new 22's.

Just sweetin' the deal. :)
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Re: How to Fire a Handgun - Ask a Beautiful Woman

Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:34 pm

WTF is a .45 mm??
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Re: How to Fire a Handgun - Ask a Beautiful Woman

Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:59 pm

JTsauce wrote:WTF is a .45 mm??


That's one damn small bullet! :?
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Re: How to Fire a Handgun - Ask a Beautiful Woman

Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:14 pm

Rommel Dude .45 caliber is almost a half of an inch. 45 MM is 14 time's larger THAT'S FUCKING HUGE!
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