Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:49 pm

jpskin wrote:OK, I'll play true alpha and omega geek:

1) The joke is told from your frame of reference which is rotating with the horse on the merry-go-round (much the same way we live on a rotating frame called earth). Within this rotating frame the elephant, kangaroo and lion are all moving at a constant speed and in the same direction as you. Therefore, to answer the question, you come to terms with all of this and drink your beer while staying on the horse.

2) While it is true, motion in a circle at a constant velocity necessarily means there is acceleration (due to changing direction), you will still travel at a constant speed proportional to the distance from the pivot as was already pointed out. However, by definition, speed is a scalar, velocity is a vector. So there was no fault in saying constant speed.

3) Anyone that answers this question in this must detail should get a one week ban from using this forum. I will punish myself accordingly. See you in a week, maybe sooner.

jpskin


I am not worthy o master geek :D

Do we need to account for frame dragging due to the spinning mass?

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When I flick my nose sometimes little boogers fly off.
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So there I was...drinking a beer when...

wait...what happened?
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Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:03 pm

Brewcaster J wrote:So there I was...drinking a beer when...

wait...what happened?


Its OK.. someone started talking technical, your eyes glazed over then you went into a sort of coma. Its all over now. Just take a few deep breaths, pour yourself another beer and you'll be back to normal in no time.
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Push Eject wrote:When I flick my nose sometimes little boogers fly off.


But what is the vectorial sum of your projectile boogers????
Okay, you all got me laughing so freaking hard now. I apologize for turning your joke, Henning1966, into a physics workshop. Too many homebrewers are also scientists to let something like this slip by, but you have to admit that it is pretty amusing.
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But what is the vectorial sum of your projectile boogers????
Okay, you all got me laughing so freaking hard now. I apologize for turning your joke, Henning1966, into a physics workshop. Too many homebrewers are also scientists to let something like this slip by, but you have to admit that it is pretty amusing.


Science Rules!!! Especially physics! Does this mean I can come play in the forum again? I really want to, please.

BTW, I did enjoy the merri-go-round joke, so did the Chinese guy in my lab. But, he thinks all americans are crazy now. I told him to suck an egg because he's just a communist spy and everyone already knows. It's like that. we're good friends.

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Which falls faster; your boogers or the bottle you dropped in awe as you read my latest post? OK, I'm done.
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Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:43 am

That gave me a headache...

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Airgead wrote:
Brewcaster J wrote:So there I was...drinking a beer when...

wait...what happened?


Its OK.. someone started talking technical, your eyes glazed over then you went into a sort of coma. Its all over now. Just take a few deep breaths, pour yourself another beer and you'll be back to normal in no time.


10, 9, 8...

whew...that was a close one.

thanks for talking me down airgeed...I owe ya one
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