Doc's Response to Tree Hugging Hippie Douche Bag Bikers!

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

And why isn't BeerPaaaal fussing because we're making fun of hippies? He condemned the entire population of Texas when I said California would be great without the hippies.

[Lars]

"Don't harsh on the Hummer man, it puts out less carbon than that type 3 you haul your bikes around with..."

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

"Don't harsh on the Hummer man, it puts out less carbon than that type 3 you haul your bikes around with..."

[bcmaui]

"Don't harsh on the Hummer man, it puts out less carbon than that type 3 you haul your bikes around with..."

Squareback or Fastback?

Good point though - with a catalytic converter and computer controlled electronic ignition most cars today out out much less emissions than older VW's. Would not be surprised if a Hummer that got lower mileage per gallon than an older VW also put much less in harmful emissions.

[Brandt]

"Don't harsh on the Hummer man, it puts out less carbon than that type 3 you haul your bikes around with..."

this deserves more props!

[rbowser]

Obnoxious Ending -
Oh don't worry man, my hummer is a hybrid.......... sure it runs on gas ..... but it can also burn the rendered fat of baby seals.

Surprise Compliment -
Love the bike man, glad you are doing your part, so I can burn a little extra in this baby [hit gas]

High Ground Response -
I guess my fun is a little different then yours. Enjoy your bike ride.

[Gnome Brewer]

Yelling at people because they drive big cars is definitely a douchey thing to do, but I really hope you guys aren't serious about the biker stuff, I've nearly been killed by more than a few dumbfuck rednecks trying to fuck with me because they're angry that I look like a hippie douche and I'm riding a bike. I mean serious inches from death situations where've had to completely turn out of the bike lane in order to not be run over, just because rednecks are idiots, which is waaaaaaaay worse than someone on a bike yelling at you because you're driving a big car... don't be a hater!

-resident hippie douche bag

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

Yelling at people because they drive big cars is definitely a douchey thing to do, but I really hope you guys aren't serious about the biker stuff, I've nearly been killed by more than a few dumbfuck rednecks trying to fuck with me because they're angry that I look like a hippie douche and I'm riding a bike. I mean serious inches from death situations where've had to completely turn out of the bike lane in order to not be run over, just because rednecks are idiots, which is waaaaaaaay worse than someone on a bike yelling at you because you're driving a big car... don't be a hater!

-resident hippie douche bag

We would never condone violence. We do condone responding to hate with, at least, a mild loathing. WWJZD?