EXLAX BEER??

[Mrs_Henning]

i'm currently thinking about solving everyone's problems at the night shift deli i work at......i'm thinking about doing an exlax cherry wheat...the girls at work just LOVED MY CHERRY WHEAT I DID...now they want some more....but at work we've got nothing but drama with all of em...they all fight about she did this...she did that...she didn't do this she didn't do that...i'm honestly tired of hearing all this crap....2 of the workers are roommates and only have 1 bathroom in their house they share....LMAO....so i'm seeking some REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOOOOOOO MY QUESTION IS...HOW MANY EXLAX SHOULD I PUT IN A 5 GAL BATCH OF MY CHERRY WHEAT SO THAT IT HAS THE FULL POWER OF THE EXLAX !!!!
i'm also going to tell my friends to drink it as one of their last beers for the night....that way they'll be pukin and shittin at the same time....hope they have a sink near their potty!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did i mention i was EVIL??

[valorian]

If you this evil to the people you work with I don'y know if I want to know what you do to your husband.

[Mrs_Henning]

rotflmao....i'm a very nice person....just don't fuck with me and don't piss me off

[BrewNoob]

Dunno if you even need the exlax...I hear eyedrops can cause some severe diarrea and stuff...dunno the amount though. would think a couple drops in each bottle would do the trick.

[Thirsty Mallard]

Dang... I'm glad I'm not in your leauge for Fantasy Football...

I would think that the eyedrop thing may be dangerous... since it isn't made to safely cause the desired result. Ex-Lax may work... but it would certainly ruin a few bottles of good beer... and when you think about it, isn't it better (and cheaper) to destroy a batch of brownies by adding Ex-Lax than destroying poor defenseless beer...


I think I will add a disclaimer for TheBN... I just feel it is needed for this post:

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[rich]

Stevie, I would use magnesium citrate. It's already carbonated, and might lend a nice fruity flavor to your cherry poppin' wheat.

That'll get 'em shittin' there pants for sure...

The views and opinions expressed on this post are not neccessarily the views or opinion of The Brewing Network, employees of the brewing network, affilitates of The Brewing Network or any entity related to The Brewing Network. Thank you and have a nice day.

The sick part is these ARE the views and opinions of TheBN.

[Cash]

Dunno if you even need the exlax...I hear eyedrops can cause some severe diarrea and stuff...dunno the amount though. would think a couple drops in each bottle would do the trick.

That was true, but a few years ago they removed the ingrediant that caused the problem.

Visine is the reason pilots dont let flight attendents open drinks for them.

[IroPino]

rotflmao....i'm a very nice person....just don't fuck with me and don't piss me off

You are a very, very scarry lady and I hope that anything that I've ever posted on this forum DOES NOT piss you off.