You may be ratarded, but "harvesting" yeast is not. It's not stealing unless you are swiping cultures on a tour without permission. If they don't want you to have it they should filter it.
Go to
http://www.howtobrew.com and check out the section on yeast. It has some good methods for collecting from bottles. There is other info on the web too, and even some in this forum if you can find it.
Basically, you just want to get as much of the beer off the yeast at the bottom and then our in some Distilled water, swirl it up and pour into a sanitized glass. After a few minutes decant the cloudy water (yeast) into another somtainer and let the yeast settle to the bottom (a couple hours). Now decant the water off of the yeast and pour some wort onto it (1/4 cup or less). Cover with foil or plastic wrap and leave it for 24 to 48hrs. Repeat a couple of times and pretty soon you'll have enough to make a decent starter.
Keep in mind though that SOME breweries will filter out the yeast used in fermentation and add another strain for bottling.