Feelings Calendar

[mike____]

Congrats on the new house!
When's the housewarming party?

[dogismycopilot]

Dear FC,

I'm feeling I'm not at BNA8.

[Henning1966]

Same here

[spiderwrangler]

Congrats on the new house!
When's the housewarming party?

The welcoming party is resting up to be able to meet you out front when you arrive.

[mike____]

Ninkasi will love me. I'm bringing treats!

[Ozwald]

The welcoming party is resting up to be able to meet you out front when you arrive.

Ninkasi will love me. I'm bringing treats!

DFC,

[Ozwald]

Ninkasi will love me. I'm bringing treats!

The secret is fresh duck hearts & liver. I was working as a sous chef in a 5 star restaurant when he was born & the owner figured out that he could save money by buying whole ducks + the extra labor cost vs buying trimmed meat. Big cats require 20-25% organ meat in their daily diet for vitamin production. He was a spoiled little cub from day 1 & on the rare occasion when I can dig them up, he goes apeshit. Saved me a bundle too, since his entire diet was high end kitchen scraps for quite a while.

[Ozwald]

DFC & Bozeman Bicyclists,

Suck a dick. If you're going to ride on the roads, consider obeying *ALL* traffic laws, not just the ones that benefit you as a *VEHICLE*. Yes, you're a vehicle while on the road. Stop being fucking douchebags & thinking you can break standard traffic laws but still have the right of way. Next time I'll accelerate instead of slowing down. Then I'm shoving your rear tire up your ass, sprocket first.