Why JP is the best.

[whoateallthepies]

I remember one story where JP mentioned he looks at bras in the shops and thinks a pair of tits are gonna be in those someday... I do the same thing.

[snowcapt]

Because he has a Purdy mouth

[spiderwrangler]

Because he has a Purdy mouth

How often do you hear that on a daily basis?

[JTsauce]

JP is the best because Guess My Number is genius.

[jmd71]

Because he's snotalicious. Get the man some antihistamine!

[whoateallthepies]

J: Do they come with condoms?

JP: I sure don't!

[anday6]

Some of his best underthe breathe comments get missed by half the crew in the studio. The best ones you miss the first time through but then when you hear it again, you realize half the people in the studio are all dying off mic.

[jwatkins56550]

Joe Dirt: Well, huh, might as, might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why is boobs good?