acr4 wrote:This is my wedding brew, the "Ball-and-Chain Barleywine", and I plan on sampling a small portion in September and aging the rest for a year (or two or three...)
Well, in the spirit of what it is, why don't you just give it to you wife to control. After the wedding, maybe she'll let you have one a week. Pretty soon it will be one every few months. Then you won't be allowed to have any. After a few years, you will be tired of bottled stuff, and you will want it in the can. A few years after that you will try to convince your wife that maybe it a good idea if you had two beers at once - or maybe you can convince her that you should invite your married friends over and he can taste your beer, while you taste his.
Ah, maybe you should just stay single. Then you can drink your beer anytime you want with your eyes closed. You can imagine that your homebrew tastes exactly like a Guiness, or a Pilsner Urquell, or any of the other beers in the Celebrator magazine.
Mylo


