F'ing Ripoff

[WTF]

I should've won DoTW goddamnit!

I drank way more beer than crazy two knobs, and better shit! I brought it fuckin strong!

[BrewTa2]

As I was told many times before I finally wore them down and got my medal: "It's not Sober of the Week". You had a much better roster, but you didn't sound as drunk as Two-Knobs.

[witbox]

Shower drinking is hard to go up against...

[Evan B]

DOTW is a spectator sport: Most entertaining drunk = win

[WTF]

DOTW is a spectator sport: Most entertaining drunk = win

I know, I had just hoped I could win by being the drunkest.

[Mills]

Like Jamil says, if you dont want him winning all of the awards, brew better beer. I think you had just better locate the cusp of passing out just before you call it. It is a fine line...

[WTF]

Like Jamil says, if you dont want him winning all of the awards, brew better beer. I think you had just better locate the cusp of passing out just before you call it. It is a fine line...

Yeah, I understand, I didn't have as entertaining of a phone call. I get how it works. But I was fucking hammered. Listening back I don't understand how I could have sounded as together as I sounded. I listened to the last 15 minutes of the show after I called, I passed out. I almost didn't stay conscious long enough to get the call in. I'm not so much disappointed that I lost as I am sort of lost as to how I can get drunker than that. Why don't I slur more? Maybe I should call in sober some time to give a baseline.

[crazytwoknobs]

You drank more than I did? I was drunk but I wasn't "nearly-passout" drunk. I haven't been drunker on a worknight though. That was the most hungover I've been to work ever, by a long shot. This is what it took:

I had 1/3 to 1/2 of the dutchess and about the same amount of the unibroue.