JP Limericks

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[TapItGood]

Once there was this dude named JP
Who like to Suck It for free
One day a Unicorn came by
The next day he started to cry
"Now it hurts when I pee!"

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[Steelers&Beer]

Jipper said the Irish are scum
at least we don't take it in the bum
the Irish don't "speak greek"
we're not fecal freaks
and please wipe your chin, it's dripping with cum

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[ZZ]

To the average listener JP is a Fruit
When he does "The Gay Prince" most find it quite cute
But be careful my friend
For this I portend
He'd like to wear your skin as a suit!

Winner!!

[TapItGood]

To the average listener JP is a Fruit
When he does "The Gay Prince" most find it quite cute
But be careful my friend
For this I portend
He'd like to wear your skin as a suit!

Winner!!

Not so fast ZZ...jeez always jumping the gun!

One day Brewtat gave JP a memorable treat
When he noticed he wasn't in his seat
And on that day in the back of the BNA4 Bus
JP couldn't help but make a big fuss
Even though he had just dropped some HEAT!