The Big O

Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:59 am

Hi, I'm Shaun, and I am uncomfortable.

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Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:14 am

Wouldn't you be uncomfortable having to support that enormous (water)melon all day long as well?

Seriously, he looks more like he is seconds from a Trainspotting-esque sprint to the nearest toilet.
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Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:30 pm

He looks like he just sharted.
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Re: The Big O

Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:54 pm

JP wrote:Hi, I'm Shaun, and I am uncomfortable.


I am not uncomfortable I was acTING!

We were in between setups and I was getting into the moment. I was deep in thought and inspiration and looking for motivation. I was imagining a man with an excessively receding hairline, moderately overweight, awkward social grace, sitting on a couch playing video games, with a Sharks jersey on, while contemplating his existence as the wholesale manager at a widely distributed homebrew supply company.

You caught the artist in the moment doing his craft.

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Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:00 pm

ShaunO wrote:
JP wrote:Hi, I'm Shaun, and I am uncomfortable.


I am not uncomfortable I was acTING!

We were in between setups and I was getting into the moment. I was deep in thought and inspiration and looking for motivation. I was imagining a man with an excessively receding hairline, moderately overweight, awkward social grace, sitting on a couch playing video games, with a Sharks jersey on, while contemplating his existence as the wholesale manager at a widely distributed homebrew supply company.

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HEY! I am less than moderately overweight. Jerk-off. And my hair is THINNING! Not RECEDING! OH GOD! :toi
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Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:28 pm

no , Id say more like trying to pinch a loaf and conteplating on if they will figure it out who did it
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Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:01 pm

I think he's just trying not to look at Jennifer's chest! He's just being gallant ... or just tired of getting caught.
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Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:44 pm

macgruffus wrote:I think he's just trying not to look at Jennifer's chest! He's just being gallant ... or just tired of getting caught.


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