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Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:18 am

WOODLAND, Calif. — A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. Mark Anderson's lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem.
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Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:53 am

Wow, I think Doc's been missing out!

Well there ya go Doc, just let them know ahead of time and its all good!
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Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:27 pm

yea, that's it. A nice breast massage will ease the tension before any dental procedure. :lol:
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Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:54 pm

and relax her jaw
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Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:45 pm

I think the hypothesis is valid, but it can only be prooven with an independent case study.

I hereby volunteer my breast rubbing services.
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Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:30 pm

FeldmarshalReinheitsgebot wrote:and relax her jaw


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:29 pm

I could sure use a nice breast rub right about now..
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Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:25 pm

Wait a minute...I live in Woodland and I want my damn massage. No, JP not from you.
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