Who wins?

Oz
10
34%
Mort
10
34%
More than likely Justin will have no pants
9
31%
 
Total votes : 29

Wrassling match!!! Place your bets...

Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:03 pm

OK, Mort versus Oz in a wrassling match. Mort is a bit honeree and Oz is a big Aussie Army guy. However, I remember Oz got taped to a window last year by Daniela.
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Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:19 pm

Mort looks like he'd go for survival not show. I think Oz would rather make a good show of it.
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:07 am

If this is a Jello wrestling match, I pick Oz!!. Otherwise, Mort would take him
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:37 am

Mort does have that backwoods scrappiness to him, but I think Oz has him in brute strength... and if this is a wrasslin' match strength wins every time.

Now if it was something more interesting, say a human hunt, then of course Mort would win.
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:10 am

Mort told me about this cyber match you have going on and I felt the need to chime in.

Don't let Mort fool you. He tries to come across as a weakling mental midget, but it's all an act. He's strong as an ox and pretty book smart for somebody with just a high school education. He also is a student of wrestling/rassling/wrassling since before we were in high school. Probably the only guy I know that owns a piece of resilite wrestling mat and isn't afraid to roll it out and work you over on it. He never misses a match at the high school since way before his boy was taking part. Around these parts, if you want to stay in shape during the winter, you either wrestle or you play basketball. Our family is all wrestlers. So when Mort talks about rassling, he's not talking about an elbow drop off the top rope. He's talking about feeding you a face full of Resilite, rolling you up in a tiny little ball and putting you on your back for the fall. Been the victim of this crap for years. He's like a ball bearing on the mat. You think you got him and the next thing you know, you're begging for mercy.

My money is on Mort.

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Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:07 am

Is it odd that I really want to see this?
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:10 am

Milt sold me on Mort. Sorry OZ! Better eat your Vegemite before this match!
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:39 am

Hey brother Milt posted. That is a first in quite awhile.

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