Nuts On The Road...

Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:47 am

I was coming home this morning, and this nut case got in front of me. Cut me right off, didn't even look. So, I went around him in the next lane, and he got mad as hell that I got around him. He was driving like a nut, swerving back & forth between the shoulder & center line.
Speeding up & slowing down, driving very erratically.
I pull up to a stop light, & this asshole starts calling me every name in the book. MF this & MF that. So, I ignored him. Which made him even madder. We get to the next light, & he jumps out of his car & starts pounding on my windows. Big mistake. I call the police on my cell phone, & when he saw I had one, he jumped in his car & ran like a little bitch. But not before I got his tag number.

I just got back from the police station. I swore out a warrant for his arrest for assault & road rage. When he's convicted, he will have a good 3 years to cool off in jail. Maryland takes road rage very seriously.
The detectives told me it's not the first time they got a complaint about this guy, but no one ever followed thru with the paperwork.

This nut job needs to sit in jail for a few years until he can play nice.
F'in asshole.
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:49 am

Ah sweet justice. I don't know how someone can just come up to and start banging on someone's window... you never know who has a gun. Especially in Houston.
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:43 pm

Thirsty Mallard wrote:Ah sweet justice. I don't know how someone can just come up to and start banging on someone's window... you never know who has a gun. Especially in Houston.

This stupid asswipe should be glad I didn't have mine with me at the time. I'd have splattered his brains all over the road.
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:16 pm

Triple Freak wrote:
Thirsty Mallard wrote:Ah sweet justice. I don't know how someone can just come up to and start banging on someone's window... you never know who has a gun. Especially in Houston.

This stupid asswipe should be glad I didn't have mine with me at the time. I'd have splattered his brains all over the road.


ahh...the high road story is much better. Nice work. Feels like you did something for all of us who have dealt with idiots like that.
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:45 pm

The bummer is that Bub won't be able to call in for the next 3 years...

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Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:26 pm

is that really a bummer? :gun
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:04 pm

Naa I'm the guy who calls in... not the asshole... well I am an asshole but the nicer asshole. I manage to make 2-3 calls per year busting assholes.
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:04 pm

I something similar happen a few years ago. These 2 guys were road raging each other in front of me on a 2 lane road. Swerving - giving wach other the finger and all over the road. they both stopped and one guy started kicking the other dudes door in. I pulled over the the side of the road and then cars started slammin into each other. About 10 cars total and one big rig in the pileup. And to top it off. the 2 road ragers split. I dont think they were ever caught..
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