Note to self UNITED SUCKS MONKEY ASS!... (See prior rants, TBN Anniversary Trip)
So I show up to O'Hare airport the requisite 2 hours early... get in security line... nice and smooth.... guess what that 24 pack of menthol Fleet enemas (don't judge me man).... can't bring them on board, no liquids now.... shit there goes that 64oz bottle of "personal lubricant too... A guy can't have fun on a business trip anymore... asshole terrorists.
Anyway back to why United licks rhesus monkey bung.... my 7:10 departure on the website.... ON TIME..... at the gate... 9:00 departure... FLUFFA YOU UNITED.... I might be able to catch a bit of the show, if my battery holds out....
SIGH... whoa is me... and I can't even get loaded cause I have to drive when I get to the swamp.... Oh joy... sober during a drunk show.
BUB
