easter dinner

[tavish2]

got the invite from my oldest sister to come over last night for a day late easter dinner with her and her kids. i figured it would be nice so i went with the wife. turned out to be an amway pitch. why oh why did i get suckered into a sales pitch under a pretense of a family dinner??

[MikeB]

I've taught myself how to puke on command for just such an occasion. If you do it on the host/hostess you are likely to never be invited again...

[speed]

so did you buy anything?

[tavish2]

i did not buy anything, but i did enjoy mocking the guy to his face for his "Facts" that he was spouting off. did you know that between taxes and inflation 40% of our income is gone? thats a fact! .... apparently we are experianceing double digit inflation that i wasnt aware of. I told him that if we are experiancing that, im going to buy guns, bullets, seeds, and property in montana that has running water on it. I wont have to worry about owning a business, just keeping zombies off my property.

[JakeAndBake]

Selling Amway during an Easter dinner? Some people used to have morals...that's effing low. I'd have left him the old upper deck.

[lunitick1976]

First I would have pimp slapped my sister for being a moron and doing that to me and my wife. then climb up onto the dinning room table and droped a massive duce on his table setting. shit that family thinks is such a "GREAT IDEA" really opens the door for me to bring out my "INNER ASSHOLE".