do old men masterbate?

[boobookittyfuk]

so the wife and i had a kid like 3 months ago.

her fucking parents have been here ever since (minus 2 weeks). they normally live in rhode island (many wonderful hours away). but they invited themselves over for 3 fucking long ass months. 5 more days till they fucking leave.

anyway....my shower drain has worked perfectly for over a year. in the last three months it has been consistantly clogged. i am pretty sure that my father in law is jerking off in my shower and his old man jizz is clogging my drain.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blinddog]

I have found that hair and jizz makes a great drain plug. Get a plumbers snake and pull that shit out. But be sure to wear gloves!

[Hessian Lake]

IIRC, women go through some hormonal changes after giving birth. I think one of those causes hair loss. But I feel your pain. I hope they at least clean the house for you. Obviously not the shower drain though.

[alan_marks]

Dude...just clean the f'ning drain already! Anything you say to ANYONE is just going to stir up more shit than you could handle.
Just sayin'...
Alan

[alan_marks]

I have found that hair and jizz makes a great drain plug. Get a plumbers snake and pull that shit out. But be sure to wear gloves!

...and are you shaving your manhair while masturbating in the shower?
Alan

[straight cash homey]

i would recommend a pbw soak but that doesnt seems strong enough. draino, long hot water rinse, draino. and then never use that shower ever again

[iophon]

You are gross and you can't spell. I am clueless as to why people like you even exist, maybe Darwin missed something? I sure hope your kid is sterile.

[boobookittyfuk]

You are gross and you can't spell. I am clueless as to why people like you even exist, maybe Darwin missed something? I sure hope your kid is sterile.

you're awesome! can we be friends?

can you teach me how to speel beater?

you're pretty new...in case you didn't know, we have a rule...don't be a dick! also, you never insult anyone's child. you can say what ever you want about me. if you said that to my face i'd knock your fucking teeth out and shit on your chest.