I got bored at work...
(Some of these are adapted from the famous, Chuck Norris Facts)
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Jamil Facts
1. There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Jamil.... Just kidding, Jamil is first.
2. There is no maximum IBU level, just the level that Jamil allows the hops to attain.
3. Jamil ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
4. Jamil once ate a seventy five ounce steak in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.
5. When Jamil went to take the BJCP test, all he wrote was his name. He still holds the highest score to this day.
6. Budweiser is actually made from Jamil’s bath water.
7. Jamil never breastfed. He was fed stouts and IPAs right from birth.
8. Jamil doesn’t need yeast, he just has to spit in the fermentor and high krausen starts immediately.
9. Jamil doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
10. Jamil has counted to infinity. Twice.
11. There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who hasn’t met Jamil.
12. Jamil knows the last digit of pi.
13. Jamil is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
14. For Jamil, every street is "one way". HIS WAY.
15. Jamil can jump-start a car by attaching jumper cables to his nipples and drinking an Imperial IPA.
16. Jamil doesn’t have blood. He bleeds Porter.
17. Jamil can get Blackjack with just one card.
18. Jamil has never paid taxes. He once sent a bottle of his beer to the IRS and they considered his taxes paid in full. For life.
19. There is a hop namd 'Jamil', but it is far too powerful for mortal men.
20. Jamil’s beer can make trees grow instantly, thereby solving the world’s deforestation problem. Too bad no one will ever pour Jamil’s beer on the ground.
21. When Jamil eats apples, he sweats Cider. Award winning Cider.
22. Once Jamil ate 12 pounds of grain and some Amarillo hops and washed it down with 7 gallons of water. Later that day he urinated a Pale Ale which won several awards.
23. When God said, “Let there be light.†Jamil said, “Say please.â€
24. If you can spell ‘Jamilz’ in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
25. God didn’t want man to have beer, until he had Jamil’s beer.
