Fri May 09, 2008 9:49 pm

TampaBrew wrote:Then you should shower with him and feed him breakfast ... ummmmm .... heh ... heh ... :? :wink:


Ok, I was going to say - eight posts to turn gay... not quite a record - but respectible BN practice.

But then I remembered that you are self employed.

So, in that case... go stick your thumb up his ass and give him a reach around while you are at it.

THERE! Now it's gay! Mission accomplished.


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Fri May 09, 2008 10:57 pm

Yeah, we played video games all night then we watched porn together and had our way with ourselves. It was totally cool and not gay at all.
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Mon May 12, 2008 6:26 am

Thirsty Mallard wrote:Yeah, we played video games all night then we watched porn together and had our way with ourselves. It was totally cool and not gay at all.


Good for you, nice quality bonding time with the boss. As long as you didn't have your way with each other... That would just be awkward, I don't care if you ARE self employed...

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Mon May 12, 2008 7:59 am

its amazing how quickly my post of playing hookie turned into thumbs up asses and giving your boss a reach around... nice work!
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Mon May 12, 2008 8:16 am

So its YOUR fault!!!

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Im willing to accept the blame if a texan is willing to say that:
Thirsty Mallard wrote:Yeah, we played video games all night then we watched porn together and had our way with ourselves. It was totally cool and not gay at all.
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going to work

Mon May 12, 2008 4:03 pm

uhhh - i'm also self employed - i think i'll go to work today after seeing how it could turn out.....
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