Re: Egads! TheWife "Busted" Me Looking at Porn!

Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:27 pm

Good luck to her finding a guy who doesn't watch porn....lol
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Re: Egads! TheWife "Busted" Me Looking at Porn!

Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:36 pm

Is Jerry Falwell still around?

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Re: Egads! TheWife "Busted" Me Looking at Porn!

Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:05 pm

The Mrs. told me today that fisting looks traumatizing... apparently a gif off two chicks fisting came up on tumblr today. I asked what she was searching tumblr for that returned fisting... she was searching 'breasts'. :pop
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Re: Egads! TheWife "Busted" Me Looking at Porn!

Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:03 am

Wait, there are still people in the world who don't know the Internet is for porn?? Oh my.
Pornhub+iPhone=good times!
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Re: Egads! TheWife "Busted" Me Looking at Porn!

Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:11 am

SpaceKadetKiwi wrote:Wait, there are still people in the world who don't know the Internet is for porn?? Oh my.
Pornhub+iPhone=good times!



I didn't know until your shirt told me!
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Re: Egads! TheWife "Busted" Me Looking at Porn!

Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:32 am

um... thats just crazy dude. the wife has no problem with me watching porn and she enjoys it too. oh and to quote dr cox from scrubs:

if they took all the porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be titled "bring back the porn!"
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Re: Egads! TheWife "Busted" Me Looking at Porn!

Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:28 pm

Sorry to hear that dude, what can you say chicks are strange! Some better then others but they all got at least one screw loose. You need to tell her you are who you are and that is not going to change, you well love her forever (if that is the case) and that you will never physically embrace another woman while you are married. However, Men are Men and we need what we need.
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Re: Egads! TheWife "Busted" Me Looking at Porn!

Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:52 pm

Sorry about your situation man. This whole wives throwing men out is bs. if you're working and paying bills, fuck her. just say you're not leaving. if and when you get back just let her know you were searching for some ideas to spice things up a bit. You just want to knock her socks off and you want to be the best lover possible FOR HER. Does she want you to ask your friends for advice?

as for the Jerry Falwell, I guarantee that he's banging boys and doing the creepiest shit on the planet.
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