Naming OMFG

[andy77]

The doctor who performed my vasectomy was named Dr. Bentwood.

Not as funny as yours, but I know a podiatrist named Dr. Shoemaker.

[lunitick1976]

I was due on the 3rd of July. If I was born on the 4th and a girl, my parents were going to name me Liberty. My last name is Bell.

Dude My Dad and Mom told me that if I were born a girl i would have been named Baldetta, Because my Dad liked the Bald Eagles and PBR. thank god my Dad fucked that all up.