Re: Naming OMFG

Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:17 am

my last name is Ocque (pronounced OK)

my daughter's name is Isabelle and her middle name is Mya

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Re: Naming OMFG

Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:21 am

When I refinanced my old house, the mortgage agent I dealt with was called April Showers.

Now it makes me wonder what type of people I was dealing with. Luckily the mortgage got assigned to a reputable lender.
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Re: Naming OMFG

Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:13 pm

The doctor who performed my vasectomy was named Dr. Bentwood.
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Re: Naming OMFG

Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:12 pm

I was in the maternity ward once and a woman came out a room holding her daughter reading something. all of a sudden she throws the clip board to the ground and yells "What dumb mother-f-er named my baby fee-mally." unfortunately, there's no helping stupid people.
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Re: Naming OMFG

Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:01 am

I cant believe I forgot about my old chef, when I worked at Pyramid in Sacramento.
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Re: Naming OMFG

Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:58 pm

My grandma's name was Ima Happy Snyder. no shit, brewers code. and this little girl that my daughter plays with, her name is Lahala (La hey la) but the kids call her La La. the shit perants do to their kids.
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Re: Naming OMFG

Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:15 pm

I was due on the 3rd of July. If I was born on the 4th and a girl, my parents were going to name me Liberty. My last name is Bell.
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Re: Naming OMFG

Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:19 pm

spiderwrangler wrote:I was due on the 3rd of July. If I was born on the 4th and a girl, my parents were going to name me Liberty. My last name is Bell.


So, did they name you Taco instead?

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My mother in law was a nurse. 2 women were giving birth in the hospital. One of them had a complication where the afterbirth comes out before the baby. The doctor explained what was happening and the other woman overheard.

She like the sound of it so much that she named the girl "Placenta Previa" (which is the medical name for that condition).
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