What's your "Porn Star Name"?

[Nate Diggler]

She only does "hairy plumper" fetish movies

Fluffy Mount Pleasant

This has potential...

She's a Pleasant Fluffy Mount...

[SocietyDweller]

I'm Snoopy the 3rd

[TapItGood]

Fluffy Mount Pleasant

This has potential...

She's a Pleasant Fluffy Mount...

I'd like to Mount her Fluffy Pleasant

[boobookittyfuk]

What? No one had a cat named "tits" and lived on "McGee" Street?

Mine would have been Snoozer Monterey. Damn that cat!

Then it would have been Mo May...I just don't have the words.

My names suck.

when I was in college I lived in this house with 5 other dudes and had these two cats until they ran away. They used to belong to our dead beat neighbors until their house burned down. there was a black one named tits and a grey one named ass. we lived on merrimac street.

which sounds better?

tits merrimac
ass merrimac

[MikeB]

This would have worked if I had a sister - Suzy Givens.

[ajlewis13]

Frankie Hood...but I much prefer Schlong Johnson!

[TampaBrew]

Peppy Darlin

[huskerbrew]

Mine would be Sundance Clark or Pepper Clark (Black Lab and English Setter)