Poor Paris

Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:34 pm

So my little skanky girl friend Paris Hilton is already out of jail. They let her out after 3 days due to "Medical Conditions"

What they hell!?
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:25 pm

I didn't know stupidity was an illness... I better alert some of my coworkers.
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:49 pm

Somebody's gotta get canned for this.
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:39 pm

i apologize ahead of time for this post... why the f*ck is this dumb f*ckin c*nt even in the news? i have shoes that are smarter than her. other than her daddy's bank account, what does she have? not one f*ckin thing. no tits, no talent and no brains. she just needs to fall off the face of the planet and stop wasting air that people who contribute something to society could use. she is definately a no-talent hack. i hope this judge sends her dumb ass back to jail. she's not smart enough to reflect in a mirror let alone on her mistake so leave her in for the full sentence. hopefully, they put a big bull dyke in her cell with her. she just needs to go away.
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:09 pm

Steelers&Beer wrote:i apologize ahead of time for this post... why the f*ck is this dumb f*ckin c*nt even in the news? i have shoes that are smarter than her. other than her daddy's bank account, what does she have?


1) Paris Hilton is in the media because she is a living representation of the American dream. Contrary to what others might tell you meritocracy is not the modus operandi of our great nation. The vast majority of people in the US want something for nothing; hence miss Hilton, has gained such high celebrity for being totally incapable of any independent success but simply born into money. That's fucked up isn't it?

2)She might have a few IQ points on your shoes, but not many.

3)Her daddy's bank account is exactly what she has.
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:37 pm

she's dumb blonde and ugly...3 things i never want to be :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Skank back to the can!

Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:50 pm

They skank is back on her way to the can, and she's very upset!

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Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:00 pm

Good! Maybe she will learn something about real life.

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