When I was working at a grocery store, one of the other stockers was cutting boxes at about knee level. He sliced through his jeans and about an inch into the fat just above his knee. Fortunately, I have never cut myself with one.
I had a kitchen knife incident many years ago. 13 stitches across the face of my thumb. Stupid bastard in the next "room" lost 3 fingers tryin to catch a circular saw that he set on the bench and it fell. Yep, he tried to catch a spinning saw. That made me feel much better.
17 in the back of my arm from broken porcelain a couple of month ago. Sitting in the ER was worse than the injury.
Irony of the whole thing: my wife's best friend (who is an ER Doc) was visiting for the weekend but I still had to go the the goddamn ER and wait 6 hours.
I got in right away ( I live in a smaller town than most of you ) but the WORST part was the 2 shots of ladicane. that stuff hurt worse than the cut it's self, but I am doing fine no cut tendins, or nerves just a little dull pain from the stiches the rest of the thumb is feeling fine, and I got a 30 day supply of loritabs
In keg-a-tor-a-anator
Ocotoberfest, Sour Code Brown for Big Brew Day, Smoke Porter
On Deck American Pale Ale and Dry Stout My Dad always said "never confuse bravery with stupidity."
I'm missing the tip of a finger. Don't turn around to tell the boss to shut up & wait a second while using a ceiling hoist. Those chains do occasionally slip as a matter of fact.
Lee
"Show me on this doll where the internet hurt you."
"Every zoo is a petting zoo if you man the fuck up."
on the way to urgent care
Corporal, BN Army Kettle Scrubbing Squad 
