Wrassling match!!! Place your bets...

[Thirsty Mallard]

After Milt's explaination I have to change my vote to Mort as well. I didn't take into account that he was a man of the land and that means he is unhumanly strong.

Then again, Oz could train by wrasslin' dingos and crocs... but I don't see Oz commiting to training for anything not beer related.

[Airgead]

Oz. Its gota be Oz.

Its obvious. An Aussie will beat seppo any day.

[skipper]

Oz. Its gota be Oz.

Its obvious. An Aussie will beat seppo any day.

..and Oz has a serious weight advantage (for now).

[Thirsty Boy]

My guess is that the one with the poorest vision will win.

Oz and Mort in tight spandex wrestling outfits...... neither of them will survive with intact retinas and the one who sees the blurryest in the first place will go blind last; and can therefore take down the opposition while they stagger about clutching at their burned out eyesockets.

eeeeew, if either of them oils up before the match it could be the end of civilization as we know it..........

[NumbSkull]

Man I hate losing. As much as it pains me to do it I guess I have to accept defeat in this cyber rassling match.

Man that hurt.

Mort