Douchebag of the Century!

[Adam]

Poisoned a few trees. Hmmmm.

If you are not a college football fan, these are just trees.

If you are sports fan and you have an iconic something or other and someone burned it down or killed it you would understand. This is amplified because it was an Alabama fan as well. Not to mention they are over 100 years old too, can't replace those very easy.

That said, far from the douchebag of the century though, although this is a young century.

Not a sports fan. I don't play sports, I don't watch sports. To me, it's just a few trees. Make a bonfire, through a beer party, go on with life.

[BeerPal]

Not a sports fan. I don't play sports, I don't watch sports. To me, it's just a few trees.

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[Adam]

Not a homo and not someone who portrays objects have human qualities, protection, or rights.

If I wanted entertainment I'd line up some Hot Wheels cars and play Evil Kenevil with my money shot.

My guess is there are a lot of hippies on the site. Great.

[BeerPal]

My guess is there are a lot of hippies on the site. Great.

Quite the contrary. You'll fit right in.

[BrewBum]

Poisoned a few trees. Hmmmm.

If you are not a college football fan, these are just trees.

If you are sports fan and you have an iconic something or other and someone burned it down or killed it you would understand. This is amplified because it was an Alabama fan as well. Not to mention they are over 100 years old too, can't replace those very easy.

That said, far from the douchebag of the century though, although this is a young century.

Not a sports fan. I don't play sports, I don't watch sports. To me, it's just a few trees. Make a bonfire, through a beer party, go on with life.

Fair enough you don't get it and I am not a treehugger either but when someone cuts down really old trees or trees with history, it kind of sucks. Not sucks like I will lose sleep for days or anything but just, you know, sucks. there are plenty of trees for firewood but not plenty of historically significant foilage that is centuries old. Add in the fact it has meaning to a sport, well, I am on board for douche of the month.

I am not sure what you are passionate about but put it akin to burning your brewing equipment because someone didn't like you. Same thing.

[Adam]

Fair enough. I don't get emotionally attached to objects. Some people do. Doesn't make sense to me.

Moving on...

[mordantly]

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Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.


Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!


Cartman: Naw dude, Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.


Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't wnat to shoot anything


Cartman: I'm trying to make the best out of a bad situation. I don't need to hear crap from a bunch of hippie freaks living in denial! Screw you guys, I'm going home.


Cartman: Dolphins, eskimos, who cares? It's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap.


Cartman: I know hippies. I've hated them all my life. I've kept this town free of hippies on my own since I was five and a half. But I can't contain them on my own anymore. We have to do something, fast!

Cartman: God Damn Hippies!!


Cartman: Oh yeah, here, take a look at this ma'am. You see that? Hippies.
(The hippies giggle and continue to smoke their pot.)
Old Lady: Oh my.
Cartman: These are what we call the giggling stoners, pretty common form of hippies, usually found in the attics. Problem is, if you see one hippie, there are probably a whole more you're not seeing.


Cartman: Hello, ma'am. I'm working to clean up the neighborhood for parasites. Do you mind if I take a look around your house? I'm afraid you may have hippies.
Old Lady: Hippies?
Cartman: Yeah, they've been popping up all over the neighborhood lately. (Walks in and knocks on the walls) Ms. Nelson next door has seven hippies in her basement, they usually live in colonies.