do old men masterbate?

[Fugglupagus]

Masturbating is kinda like an old guy's diagnostic check. Some days we wake up with arthritic hands, sore knees, aching backs, pain shooting down our left arms, barely able to pee. But if we can still manage to rub one out, we know we're going to be ok for another day.

[mordantly]

Masturbating is kinda like an old guy's diagnostic check. Some days we wake up with arthritic hands, sore knees, aching backs, pain shooting down our left arms, barely able to pee. But if we can still manage to rub one out, we know we're going to be ok for another day.

i like your thinking!!

[941MXVet]

Wow I stumbled on this thread in good timing!

My wife is expecting our first, and her mother wants to stay to "help" us out for three months. She origionally wanted to stay for six, but fearing divorce, she put her foot down and settled for three. Well were three days in, and I'm wondering if is going to make it three months! Don't get me wrong, I'm more then willing to take the day off to take her back to the airport, heck I am a nice guy!

[boobookittyfuk]

Wow I stumbled on this thread in good timing!

My wife is expecting our first, and her mother wants to stay to "help" us out for three months. She origionally wanted to stay for six, but fearing divorce, she put her foot down and settled for three. Well were three days in, and I'm wondering if is going to make it three months! Don't get me wrong, I'm more then willing to take the day off to take her back to the airport, heck I am a nice guy!

good luck...

can she cook? my mother in law couldn't...at least not good.
can she clean? my mother in law didn't

those are possibly the two most important things for an in-law to "help" out with when staying for so long.

[shunt]

I'm pretty sure you have to jizz on your foot if you get stung by a squirrel right? So old man jizz is fine.

[Cliff]

you agreed to this? 3 months?
you agreed?
three months?
I'm speechless.

PM me your address I'm sending you a shotgun.

[mordantly]

so he must be doin lots of beat the meat??