Dr. Scott are you OK??????

Sat Aug 12, 2006 4:53 pm

Pet goat taken on drunken joyride

A white goat (generic)
The goat was bundled into the back of a car
A man drank 12 pints of cider at a party before stealing a pet goat and taking it for a ride in a stolen car, magistrates in Neath have been told.
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Re: Dr. Scott are you OK??????

Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:04 pm

Ok this only needs a little rewrite

Pet goat taken on drunken joyride

A white goat (generic)
The goat was bundled into the back of a car
A man drank 12 pints of IPA at a Festival before stealing a pet goat and taking it for a ride in a stolen car, magistrates in Neath have been told.
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Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:52 am

I've met Doc's goats... they'd be the ones driving.

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Re: Dr. Scott are you OK??????

Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:17 am

In that case, how about:

Pet goat went on drunken joyride

A white goat (delinquent)
A dentist was bundled into the back of a car
The goat drank 12 pints of IPA at a Festival before stealing a local man and taking it for a ride in a stolen Hummer, magistrates in Neath have been told.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wale ... 127.stm?ls



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Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:16 am

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