Drunken Lawn Mower

Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:40 pm

Ha, ha we had a guy get super fucked up on booze in the St. Cloud yesterday. He got on his riding lawnmower and did donuts and shit on the neihbors' lawns and all over the rest of his yard too. After showing the pictures of the donutted (word?) lawn the policeman interviewed said it was very serious and we shouldn't laugh. I was about to pee my pants at that point. Check it out for yourself, make sure to watch the video so you can see the images of the donuts:
http://wcco.com/crime/local_story_179094451.html

That's NEWSWORTHY
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Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:56 pm

#1 - This guy is fucking 'tard and living proof that some people should not be allowed to breed.
#2 - You are a champ for posting that here -- You may now listen to Lunch Meat on Fridays and call in when you feel the weight swingin' between your knees.
#3 - Bub is a friggin' homo and wants me even though I flat-out refuse to smell his finger.

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Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:59 am

JP are you old enough to drive... god damn I think I might have to watch my language around you ....
and have PE teach you about the birds and the bees.
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Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:53 am

awesome, awesome, awesome. .23 and "visiting his neighbors", seems like that is a story Oz would tell. doesn't that stuff happen all the time down under.
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Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:44 pm

That was classic!

Although I must say it concerns me that "motor vehicle" literally means any vehicle with a motor that you are driving.

So much for drunken Go-Karts...
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Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:47 pm

JRoche00 wrote:That was classic!

Although I must say it concerns me that "motor vehicle" literally means any vehicle with a motor that you are driving.

So much for drunken Go-Karts...


Or drunken RC car racing...technically that has a motor...technically.
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Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:49 pm

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Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:41 am

Ok, so my curiosity got the better of me and I actually had to download some Captain Tractor... its not bad... if you're into canadian music :twisted:
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